CLUSTER FUCKNounclusterfuck (plural clusterfucks)(vulgar) A chaotic mess that might be compared to group sex, in which participants are so intertwined and intermingled that they might penetrate each other rather than their intended target. Its more precise usage describes a particular kind of Catch-22, in which multiple complicated problems mutually interfere with each other's solution.

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SPILLING OUTSometimes she likes to be silly, and flash me her breasts, especially at home, when she thinks I might not notice. Then I look over, and see that she's spilling out of her shirt.

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KAT'S NUDES

My friend Kat is a photographer. As a professional freelancer, she'll shoot just about anything--corporate events, weddings, or products. She'll also shoot nudes for a high-end website and magazine. When she showed me her work, I thought it was beautiful. Instead of the models trying to look serious and sexy with icy cold stares, the models in Kat's photos were always smiling and laughing. It looked like they were having a good time. I asked Kat what her secret was, and told me that she just asked the models to be themselves, and by stripping down too, she treated the shoot as something fu

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BAKER BEACHThe very first swimmers along this this long stretch of beach along the San Francisco peninsula were no doubt skinny dippers. In 1776, the year the American colonies rebelled against England, the Spanish colonizers built a military fort, the Presidio, on the grassy hills at the narrows of the bay, known as the Golden Gate. In 1904, the bluff above the beach was fortified with gun installations known as Battery Chamberlin, which can still be viewed today. From 1986 to 1990, the north end of Baker Beach was the original site of the Burning Man art festival. In 1990, park police allo

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NOCTURNAL

I came home and found her sound asleep. She was in bed, nude, and had kicked off the covers. Her legs flopped open, I could see her body. It was swollen and red, still slippery, as if from sex. Then I noticed her toy at the bedside.She was funny about her vibrator. I knew she had it. She knew that I knew. But she kept it hidden in her drawer. I knew she used it, but she never used it in front of me. Once, when making love, I asked her to bring it out. She stopped, turned bright red, said, "No, that's private."Apparently, she'd had a private session with her toy, then setting it down,

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EARLY COLOR

Flipping through history books, it seems as it the world was black and white before the 1960s. But Kodak introduced their first color film, Kodachrome, as early as the 1940s. They gave sheets of the new color transparency film to a few leading professional photographers to test out. Unlike black and white, the photographers had to send the film back to Kodak for processing. They had no control over the image, and no privacy over who saw the picture. Also, the subject matter of their photos was further restricted by the Comstock Law. In effect since the Victorian age, the Comstock Law forbi

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VACATION DESTINATION: NUDE BEACHWe'd picked a vacation where we could escape the winter and hang out on a warm beach, doing nothing but soaking up sun. We spent many snowy evenings after work in the local bookstore flipping through travel guides. We found one called best nude beaches around the world, and had fun reading it to each other. We'd never been to a "nude" beach before. We liked being naked together, and being outdoors, but the idea of actually planning a trip to a nude beach seemed silly. Yet, she admitted casually that the topless beaches of Europe sounded fine, or the Austral

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PAISLEY

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ART MODELKelly had done some modeling in college for art classes and now that she was unemployed, she found herself posting on Craisglist as an art model. She figured, as long as she was still young and had a good body, why not? It was just art, although Gary, her regular client, wasn't ever gong to be a great artist. He had talent enough--it was fine. Sort of a mix of landscapes and abstracts. He sold much of his work to hotels. He'd occasionally sell the glamour nude. He'd call Kelly in to model. A lot of times, he'd paint Kelly like a greek statue of Aphrodite, draped in a sheet, holding

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WINTER OLYMPICSHere's a salute to the winter olympics and all our friends in Canada, who really know how to have fun in the snow. Beauty, eh?

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CURE FOR THE WINTER BLUES

If you're reading this blog from somewhere locked in winter--say Detroit, Minneapolis, Warsaw--here are some warm wishes from the South Pacific.

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CUM ON!Did you know?A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.

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THE GOOD OLD DAYSSome people say the good old days, and you think--I'm sure they weren't that good. People tend to recall the past with nostalgia. They cast it in amber, as a golden, carefree time. Sometimes a photo or a letter or a diary entry will remind them that the past wasn't all that good, and had its share of heartaches and troubles. But sometimes the evidence confirms--those favorite times really were that good.

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COMING HOME BLITZEDShe came home from the party pretty blitzed. She was good and buzzed, and wasn't ready to go to bed. So, she grabbed a beer from the fridge and drank it as she undressed. By the time she was naked, the bottle was empty and the glass warmed to her hand. It felt good. She had been having such a good time at the party and had so much energy still, she could only describe it as horny. She didn't like the word, but that's how she felt. She wished she could have gone home with the guy from corporate accounts that she'd been flirting with, but work relationships are tricky.

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FOREST NUDE

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FOR THE HUBBIESGlenda and Veronica were housewives in a time when women married young. Right after the war, in fact. While their husbands were at work, they got together. Valentine's Day was coming up, and they thought it'd be fun to give their husbands a special present. They had grown up in a time of the classic pin-up, and they knew their husbands had gone through the war, with pin-ups painted on the nose cones on their bombers. They'd posed for pin-up style pictures before, to do their part on the homefront, give the men something to fight for and to come home to. They thought it'd be

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COUPLE AT HOMEThey had a kid, but contrary to what their friends had warned: their sex life had not ended. In fact, on weekends, when they both had time to relax, they'd put the baby down for a nap, and have a little time to rekindle the romance.

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CLOSE FRIENDSThey were roommates, but also close friends. They shared everything--food, clothes, and sometimes, even boys.

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NIPPLE PEEK

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VINTAGE LESBIANS

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BELLEA lovely girl.

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BEDPOSTWe were talking about masturbation, and when we each first discovered it. She said that she'd first learned as a teenager, and one of the things she soon discovered was the wooden knob of her bedpost. She never lost her passion for it, and when she went to college, her parents let her take her old bed to school. It saved her money, of course, but it also helped her continue her favorite way to get herself off. She kept the bed after college, and had it when we first started dating. I never understood why she insisted on keeping the old bedframe when we finally decided to move in toge

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UNDER THE BOARDWALKIt was not a scenic spot. Under the boardwalk, we found old shoes, and trash. Empty beer cans. It was a place trash collected and was forgotten. Ducking under the boardwalk, we were out of sight. It made her feel excited, like they were sneaking privacy like teenagers. The smell of saltwater and tar and trash didn't make her feel romantic, but dirty. She wanted a quickie. In the back. She had a small bottle of hand lotion in her purse. It was enough to use a lube. She squirted some on her hand and, tugging down his shorts, greased him up until he was hard and ready

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VINTAGE BACKLICKER

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ARTY SELF-PIC IN BACKYARDHere's a creative pic taken by an art student. A back yard, a mirror, and a camera, plus colorful socks and some creativity. Lovely.

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I SPY

We were hanging out at a nude beach last summer during our vacation. She was reading and relaxing, and I grabbed the camera. She rolled over and flashed me a personal view of her bum.

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DRUNKEN FUNShe loved to get drunk and would always ask to be tied up, and let me have my "way" with her.

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WHITE STOCKINGS

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DO NOT LOCK

Derrick and Pam met at work and started dating, which was strictly against company policy. They knew they could both be fired if caught, and that made it all the more thrilling. They worked at a large wholesale shipping company. Pam worked on the fifth floor in accounts and Derrick in the shipping department. On breaks, Pam would slip down to the lower levels of shipping, and she and Derrick would sneak off like two high schoolers, looking for a private place. The old building was enormous--one of those giant 19th century buildings in the old industrial part of town. There were basements

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