COMING HOME BLITZED

She came home from the party pretty blitzed. She was good and buzzed, and wasn't ready to go to bed. So, she grabbed a beer from the fridge and drank it as she undressed. By the time she was naked, the bottle was empty and the glass warmed to her hand. It felt good. She had been having such a good time at the party and had so much energy still, she could only describe it as horny. She didn't like the word, but that's how she felt. She wished she could have gone home with the guy from corporate accounts that she'd been flirting with, but work relationships are tricky. Still, with the beer bottle, she could pretend she'd taken him home, and was riding him slow and hard. Slow and hard. Slow and hard. Until her release.