BREAKING NEWS: MARGE SIMPSON IN UPCOMING ISSUE OF PLAYDUDE

SPRINGFIELD--On heels of new issue of Playboy magazine, Playdude announced upcoming cover featuring Marge Simpson, wife of Homer Simpson of Springfield, and star of the popular television series, The Simpsons.

Playboy featured Marge Simpson on its cover in November, 2009. “This is nothing new, said Hef, “Playdude has been copying us for years.” Playdude has no affiliation with Playboy. The two publications are similar,” explained magazine and porn expert Comic Book Guy, “but the markets had never crossed. Playboy is like the Adam West Batman, and Playdude is the animated cartoon of Saturday mornings. Hurump.”

The recent cover of Playboy was a historic first for the publication of featuring an animated celeberty. The announcement of Playdude also featuring Mrs. Simpson would not have drawn significant attention, media experts say, if it weren’t for the cover’s suggestion that Marge Simpson has appeared before in Playdude prior to Simpson’s television fame.

“This is not uncommon for a celebrity to pose nude before their big break,” said actor Rainier Wolfcastle, star of the McBain franchise. “Cameron Diaz, Madonna, Marylin Monroe, even I have posed in the glorious nude,” he explained.

“I’m am going to Ebay now,” said Comic Book Guy. “Finding the lost issue of Marge Simpson in Playdude could be the best issue ever.”